Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Why would a person always be so tired?

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

What are your best funny dating stories?

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

House members

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Which is almost 300 miles farther

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

They are listed above.

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

to the new staging areas (red area).

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Senate

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

than the blue routes.

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative John Curtis of Utah

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming